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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Walking in a Bomber's Underwear

After listening to all of the banter about the underwear bomb and seeing the pictures all over the internet and news of the remains of his under pants, I could not help myself, so with apologies to Felix Bernard, composer of Winter Wonderland, I offer this parody.

Walking in a Bomber's Underwear
Sleigh bells ring are you listening?
In the plane someone's blist'ring.
An absolute fright
En route to Detroit
Walking in a bomber's underwear.
Gone away are his privates
Here to stay is Al Qaeda.
Now he's singing a song
As he goes along
Walking in a bomber's underwear.
Back in Yemen there are lots of others.
But we pretend that he is all alone.
We'll say: Are you Jihadi?
He'll say: No man,
But I can do the job
When I'm in town.
Later on, he'll conspire
As he dreams by the fire
To face unafraid
the plans that he's made
Walking in a bomber's underwear.
In his panties he can build explosives
And pretend he has a tummy ache
He'll have lots of fun with his explosives
Until the irate travellers take him out.
When it blows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nuts get a grilling.
He'll frolic and play the Jihadi way,
Walking in a bomber's underwear.

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